This is what I’m getting Stephen for christmas.

wordboner:

2010 WORDBONER CALENDAR.

Check it out. There’s also a Red Version, which is much more PG-13. Each contains 12 most popular wordbonerisms in high quality plus a special message on the back. Additionally, one wordboner  has been modified just for the needs of the calendar. Both display the US and Canadian holidays. You can choose the size and wire color.

PS. Since it’s Cyber Monday, don’t forget to use the code FREESHIP2DAY at the checkout to get free shipping. Today only.